Cats are a good source of vitamin Q
A simple and easy way of keeping milk from going sour: keep it in the cow
Despite common belief AIDS does not cause cancer... I think...
Losing weight = Exercise; Exercise = Pain; Pain = Cutting off a limp; Cutting off a limb = Losing weight
When falling into a pile of pillows always remember to wear the proper footwear, for fear of your head exploding.
And so the monkey flung itself bodily into the black void unwittingly bringing about the end of the world as we know it
Is it the end for our dear friend Billy? Tune in next time for the exciting details, same Billy time, same Billy channel.
Don't kid yourself Billy if a cow ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you care about. (Simpsons)
Being struck by lightning tastes bitter.